Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Walls
You build a wall, I'll find a door
If there ain't one, I'll look till I' am sore.
Wall's so high, I fall out of line
A thousand times maybe,
But I'll try one more time
If there ain't one, I'll look till I' am sore.
Wall's so high, I fall out of line
A thousand times maybe,
But I'll try one more time
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poetry of sorts
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Blue marks : the voting song
Vote, vote is a verb
Vote is a doing word
Criminals in the fray
Nation’s at ransom
Shakes me makes me angered
Criminals in the fray
Blue marks on the finger
criminals in the fray
It is a holiday
Unfortunately a dry day
Criminals in the fray
All pubs and bars shut
Criminals in the fray
Blue marks on the finger
Criminals in the fray
Promises they all make
Aged men for nations sake
Criminals in the fray
Blue marks on the finger
Criminals in the fray
What a waste it is to vote
Criminals in the fray
Blue marks on the finger
Criminals in the fray
Stumbling a little
Stumbling a little
Sung to the tune of Teardrop - Massive Attack
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good fun,
music,
poetry of sorts
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
INspired by XKCD
time wasted = K+ 5 log Cig + 2 Log Sms + 2^n.porn + 2*x COD5
where K = constant of passing out on 180 ml of old monk, cig = no. o f goldflakes per day, sms is self explanatory, n= no of minutes watching porn, in the rare event of good brOAd band speed, and x = no. of times one dies while playing COD5.
This gives no answer. differentiating under the limits of 0 to y, where y tends to 0, we still get no answer.
so just dont bother and waste whatever time you've got.
PS: Please vote. One can't blame girl friend for everything
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Bullcrap,
stones
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